The Seminar

“Good morning” - yelled the speaker of the seminar,
Smiling, posing like an overblown superstar,
His hand to his ear, audience response to gauge.
As Shakespeare declared once: “All the world is a stage”,
Full of actors, characters, full of empty lines
And slippery mammals… mostly without the spines…
The spellbound audience listened to every word,
Promising riches that could fill the whole wide world,
In exchange for few hours of work… and a fat fee…
Everyone sitting there millionaire would be…

…Listening there I could not help thinking all the while,
What the holes weigh in a kilo of Emmental*…

© Illustration created in Photoshop (2005)

* for those not familiar with Emmental it is a Swiss cheese full of big holes…
…just like the promises made on the “get rich quick” seminars…

© P. J. Oszmann

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